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- Peaches:
When you say the word peaches,
your lips come together for less than a second. Imagine saying this when you
kiss - it happens very quickly.
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- Prunes:
Described as such because the movement of the lips during this kiss
roughly approximates that caused by uttering the word prunes. It's Longer than a
peaches kiss.
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- Alfalfa:
Hold your tongue with your fingers and try to say alfalfa - you can't do it.
Nor can you perform the alfalfa kiss without using the tongue.
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Glass: This kiss is most commonly used when you are separated by a pane of
glass. Oftentimes you are in a hurry and can't roll down the car window, or the
sliding door is shut and you don't want to let the cold air in the house. If you
are participating in a glass kiss and the other person pulls away to see your
pressed lips, blow air into the window and make your checks swell.
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- Underwater :
Remember wondering what it would
be like to kiss underwater?
Then you convinced your neighbor to try it with you in the pool, you found out
it was no big deal: you can't feel their lips very well, the chlorine hurts your
eyes, and you swallow water on your way to the surface. It may be more
interesting if you fill the pool with Jell-O.
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- Noisy:
A kiss that makes noise is not
unusual, it's just noisy - which means at times can be considered rude.
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- Thrown:
Not too common anymore. Seen mostly in parades and silent movies. Can be
traumatic if you don't warm up your arm.
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- Blown:
Similar to the thrown kiss, but
used at close range or when a thrown kiss might be intercepted.
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- Hand:
This kiss is another member of the thrown-kiss fairly. The only difference is
that after the kiss is placed in the hand, it is personally delivered and
applied to the other person's face. Although more accurate than either the
thrown or blown kiss, it can be hazardous if delivered with a slap.
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- Dark:
Kissing in the dark is a problem for those with bad sense of direction - they
end up kissing the ear. One way to alleviate this problem is to locate your
date's nose, grip it tightly to use as a reference point, and kiss below the
hand.
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